Game Day

Yes, the

Trademark-Free Sports Game of Great Importance

is here again and that means all the pulse-pounding, bone crunching, concussion minimizing gridiron action you can handle! Who will be victorious? Don't let this get around, but my money's on the team with the most touchdowns and the fewest idiotic hand-offs to the other team which explains why the Giants aren't here. (Let me tell you it's been tough being a Giants fan.) Anyway, I hope you enjoy the game and all the greasy, salty, spicy junk food that goes with it!